Accountability for thee but not for me…
By Joe Nashville
During EduShyster’s last visit to the Volunteer State, we were left to wonder if the sword of punitive accountability cuts both ways. Fortunately, if you’re a Tennessean who puts students first, the answer is still no. In fact, Kevin Huffman, aka the TNeduCommish or K-Huff, seems to be competing with Louisiana’s John White for the honor of most excellent excellence.
Reader, it’s no mystery that K-Huff was once Mr. Rhee (husband of Miss Interpretation herself). In other words, there is absolutely NOTHING political about data. Of course, it adds value to realize data are *neutral* regardless of the instruments and methods used to collect them, the analytic techniques employed, or the validity of the inferences made. If K-Huff says gains were made, that is *unassailable evidence* that gains WERE made. See, K-Huff doesn’t spin data because numbers don’t lie.
Only a Test
Speaking of numbers, last fall, more than 60 school directors signed a letter of complaint to K-Huff’s boss, GOP Governor Bill Haslam. And now 15 GOP legislators have signed a letter to Haslam calling for K-Huff’s resignation just because TCAP scores, which are supposed to count toward students’ final grades, weren’t ready by the end of the school year. Students must complete a test within the allotted time, but we really shouldn’t hold the adults at the TN DOE accountable if they fail to meet a deadline. Besides, we can’t let the competent be the enemy of the inept the perfect be the enemy of the good. As for those parents who are even questioning why the test scores were embargoed, they need to realize we are building a plane in mid air.
Nondisclosure Exposure (This will just be our little secret…)
Governor Haslam and K-Huff are conducting 12 scheduled trysts to whisper sweet nothings into the ears of school leaders and teachers (the few who were invited). Bradley County Schools hosted the first private meeting, but their central office was instructed by the Governor’s office to keep the meeting secret from the local school board. Naturally, the Bradley County Board of Education lacks a commitment to excellence, which is obvious from their unanimous resolution against the Common Core. But why do Haslam and K-Huff want so much secrecy that they’ll hide from an elected school board? What are you boys up to?
Unfortunately, people who do not value excellence are signing a petition calling for K-Huff to be removed because they are tired of this arrogant, incompetent, know-it-all who supports privatizing public education support the status quo of low expectations and excuses. In response, Friend$ of Edu¢ation in Tenne$$ee created their very own petition to support TN’s edu-savior, and it was signed by REGULAR EVERYDAY FOLKS just like you and me. But unlike those momma bear types who want K-Huff removed, the signers of this petition have great merit. In fact, it was even signed by individuals as diverse as Charter School Charlie, Rita Lott, and Frank Stallone. Sadly, the petition’s space is limited to only 500 signatures, so those names were removed faster than a kid with low test scores at a charter school.
(For EduShyster premium members: Today we’re serving Tennessee Moonshine, and you’ll need to consume an entire mason jar for this next part to even begin to make sense.) You see reader, the civil rights issue of our time actually involves violating the rights of students with disabilities. Besides, IEP goals are merely—wait for it, wait for it—low expectations! When an IEP limits a student’s participation in Tennessee’s standardized testing program, K-Huff knows that student is *seldom tested* and missing out on strong assessments. Forget the assessments that may be referenced in IEPs. (Woodcock-Johnson? Really?) Otherwise, we aren’t getting an honest picture of how these students are doing, and *it’s important that we’re stopping the lying.*
Addicted to Koch
Of course if you can’t get your excellence fix from the likes of K-Huff and Arne-D, you can always get Koched up on even more *innovative* ways of at last putting Tennessee’s students first. Volunteers: meet vouchers. Test scores, otherwise known as the *gold standard* of reform, indicate that vouchers are excellent, except in Milwaukee, where the voucher program provides at least 22 years of evidence that vouchers don’t work. As the panelists helpfully explained, a voucher gives a kid a fighting chance because a public school’s per-pupil spending covers private school tuition DOLLAR-FOR-DOLLAR, giving kids affordable choices regardless of their socioeconomic status (which doesn’t affect students). In fact, panelist and America’s Most Trusted Educator™ Steve Perry knows education is poverty’s antidote and *great teachers are the syringe through which the antidote is delivered.* This great analogy might even make you wonder what’s in Perry’s syringe…
RTI… RTI2… OU812?
Fortunately, for students who are stuck in failing public schools, which I’m pretty sure are the only kind, RTI2 is here to help. Just what is RTI2, you ask? Why it’s *a three tier framework that promotes recommended practices for an integrated system connecting General and Special Education by the use of high-quality, scientifically research-based instruction and intervention.* K-Huff and the Gang jumped on this meritorious bandwagon early to provide educational triage for all students. Tennessee already won the Race to the Top (been there, done that…), and now we’re going to head back down (which is actually up) with RTI2.
Seems like Tennessee’s teachers are jealous of not receiving nearly as much support from Governor Haslam as K-Huff does. But Haslam has indicated that he has no plans to consider Huffman’s status until after his bid for re-election. So will this be enough of an issue for people who might otherwise vote for Haslam? As it stands, a vote for one *H* gets you a second *H* free, not to mention all the college and career readiness you can eat.
Meanwhile, The Huffers – K-Huff’s elite fan club – just can’t seem to get enough of his excellence and will continue to throw their diamond-studded undies in his direction until somebody finally announces: *Ladies and Gentlemen, K-Huff has left the state.* Hopefully that time will come soon.
Joe Nashville is a teacher and edu-oke (education karaoke) artist. You can hear his fine work for yourself at http://joenashville.jimdo.com/.